(THIS IS SO REAL PEOPLE) IM ASKING FOR DONATIONS FOR HEART SURGERY

[Paul Duffin]

You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...

The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his
great efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so
surely he deserves help from all of us.

For example back in August 2004 he posted to groups offering to "Turn
$6 into $60,000 in 90 days, GUARANTEED" - how generous was that? and
again in October of the same year he offered to share his "MAIL ORDER
MONEY MAKING SYSTEM!!!!". In April 2005, he promised "Mucho dinero
baby!!!!" ...

... sadly, things took a turn for the worse... he became desperate...
but by his own hard work, he pulled himself out of trouble! I know this
to be true, because in May of that year he bared his heart for us all
(probably exacerbating his medical condition) , declaring (on several
newsgroups) "I was desperate so I tried this and it worked....make
money!" - you see? even after his period of desperation, he *still*
wanted to share!

And now, after a lifetime of offering to help people, the man is asking
for $20,000 and all you do is joke! You should all be ashamed!


-Paul
P.S. Since you bastards are too mean to help him, I'm personally
starting a 'Save Mike Collins' fund. If you change your mind, you can
save whatever dignity you have left by sending a donation to:

The 'Save Mike Collins' fund
Care of:
The Donald H. Rumsfeld home for the criminally insane
PO Box 52, Anbuja, Nigeria.

[Mike]

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his
great efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so
surely he deserves help from all of us.
For example back in August 2004 he posted to groups offering to "Turn
$6 into $60,000 in 90 days, GUARANTEED" - how generous was that? and
again in October of the same year he offered to share his "MAIL ORDER
MONEY MAKING SYSTEM!!!!". In April 2005, he promised "Mucho dinero
baby!!!!" ...
... sadly, things took a turn for the worse... he became desperate...
but by his own hard work, he pulled himself out of trouble! I know this
to be true, because in May of that year he bared his heart for us all
(probably exacerbating his medical condition) , declaring (on several
newsgroups) "I was desperate so I tried this and it worked....make
money!" - you see? even after his period of desperation, he *still*
wanted to share!
And now, after a lifetime of offering to help people, the man is asking
for $20,000 and all you do is joke! You should all be ashamed!
-Paul
P.S. Since you bastards are too mean to help him, I'm personally
starting a 'Save Mike Collins' fund. If you change your mind, you can
The 'Save Mike Collins' fund
The Donald H. Rumsfeld home for the criminally insane
PO Box 52, Anbuja, Nigeria.

I too am collecting for my namesake. Plse send ALL donations to my
paypal account as per my e-mail addy. Every single penny will go to
help Mike.

Mike

[GMach3]

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his
great efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so
surely he deserves help from all of us.
For example back in August 2004 he posted to groups offering to "Turn $6
into $60,000 in 90 days, GUARANTEED" - how generous was that? and again
in October of the same year he offered to share his "MAIL ORDER MONEY
MAKING SYSTEM!!!!". In April 2005, he promised "Mucho dinero baby!!!!"
...
... sadly, things took a turn for the worse... he became desperate... but
by his own hard work, he pulled himself out of trouble! I know this to be
true, because in May of that year he bared his heart for us all (probably
exacerbating his medical condition) , declaring (on several newsgroups)
"I was desperate so I tried this and it worked....make money!" - you see?
even after his period of desperation, he *still* wanted to share!
And now, after a lifetime of offering to help people, the man is asking
for $20,000 and all you do is joke! You should all be ashamed!
-Paul
P.S. Since you bastards are too mean to help him, I'm personally starting
a 'Save Mike Collins' fund. If you change your mind, you can save
The 'Save Mike Collins' fund
The Donald H. Rumsfeld home for the criminally insane
PO Box 52, Anbuja, Nigeria.

I too am collecting for my namesake. Plse send ALL donations to my paypal
account as per my e-mail addy. Every single penny will go to help Mike.
Mike

Hell, I just want a new house. Send me money too. Beats working for it....

G

[CeVia]

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his great
efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so surely
he deserves help from all of us.

Lets all hope costello dies soon and rots in hell, drug haggled - waste of
space

[I. Care]

In article <***@bt.com>, ***@bom.usa
says...

Post by CeVia

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his great
efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so surely
he deserves help from all of us.

Lets all hope costello dies soon and rots in hell, drug haggled - waste of
space

You are late. I thought the comments about this post were over and done
with a week ago.

[ShoeSalesman]

Post by CeVia

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his great
efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so surely
he deserves help from all of us.

Lets all hope costello dies soon and rots in hell, drug haggled - waste of
space

for your reading pleasure.......I love this story.

My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.
: >>My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying.
The reason
: >>she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body.
It doesn't
: >>hurt, Except when I try to breathe.
: >>
: >>The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled
with
: >>leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on
account of us
: >>having no money or insurance.
: >>I would like to have a body transplant, but we need More money.
Mommy
: >>doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,
" Don't
: >>cry, Mommy " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me
hugs, Even
: >>though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes
her real
: >>bad.
: >>
: >>I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email
to
: >>everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know too. Dr.
Johansen
: >>said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates
will team
: >>up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA
will collect
: >>prayers from school children all over America and have the
astronauts take
: >>them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.
: >>
: >>Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, And he will
take up a
: >>collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The
doctors
: >>could help me get better then. maybe one day I will be able to
play
: >>baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
: >>
: >>Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more
prayers to
: >>the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help
me. Mommy
: >>is so sad and and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot
before I turn
: >>10
: >>
: >>If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a
mean and
: >>heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with
only a head.
: >>She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden
: >>stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then
burn forever
: >>in hell.
: >>
: >>What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five
freakin' minutes
: >>to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt
and shame
: >>about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please Help me.
: >>I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I
could hold
: >>a kitty. I wish I could hold A kitty that wouldn't chew on me and
try to
: >>bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very
much.
: >>Thank You,
: >>
: >>Billy " Smiles " Evans
: >>

[Some O]

Post by CeVia

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his great
efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so surely
he deserves help from all of us.

Lets all hope costello dies soon and rots in hell, drug haggled - waste of
space

Based on the responses here, I'd suggest he has already died.
I wonder if Nigeria pays for his funeral?

[Jeff]

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his
great efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so
surely he deserves help from all of us.

With all due respect, I am going to give money to the people and other
resources to the people I see on a regular basis. Like the kids on my Harlem
soccer team and other organizations in Harlem as well as other NYC
organizations (unfortunately, most people in NYC don't have Wall Street
salaries and there are a lot of good but poor people in NYC) before I give
money to some guy on the internet.

I have no way to determine if he is really in need or some guy trying to
scam us. I can assure you that the people in NYC are good people. Just poor.
And with all due respect, the little bit of money I have will go farther in
Harlem than in Mike's heart surgery. If he truly is need, the hospital
should have a charity program to help him.

Please stop trying to get money over the internet. I help my local
community. Get your local community to help you.

Jeff

[I. Care]

Post by Jeff

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his
great efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so
surely he deserves help from all of us.

With all due respect, I am going to give money to the people and other
resources to the people I see on a regular basis. Like the kids on my Harlem
soccer team and other organizations in Harlem as well as other NYC
organizations (unfortunately, most people in NYC don't have Wall Street
salaries and there are a lot of good but poor people in NYC) before I give
money to some guy on the internet.
I have no way to determine if he is really in need or some guy trying to
scam us. I can assure you that the people in NYC are good people. Just poor.
And with all due respect, the little bit of money I have will go farther in
Harlem than in Mike's heart surgery. If he truly is need, the hospital
should have a charity program to help him.
Please stop trying to get money over the internet. I help my local
community. Get your local community to help you.
Jeff

I suspect it is a scam. Look-up his e-mail address in google groups and
you will see several posts for get rich schemes, such as Turn $6 into
$60,000, Make Money Fast etc.

[I. Care]

In article <***@bt.com>, ***@bom.usa
says...

Post by CeVia

Post by Paul Duffin
You CRUEL people! All of you making fun of poor Mike and his heart
condition...
The guy must be really distressed, he's obviously broke, despite his great
efforts and his generosity... he's always tried to help others, so surely
he deserves help from all of us.

Lets all hope costello dies soon and rots in hell, drug haggled - waste of
space

If the guy spent as much time working as he does posting these msgs.,
and sells his computer he might have enough for the surgery.